Untimeliness

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“Had I devoted myself to birds, I might have produced something myself worth doing.” —Ruskin, quoted by Katherine Rundell in an essay on hummingbirds (London Review of Books)

“Mourn the past, mend the present, beware of the future.” —Jan Hus, quoted in Claire Sterling’s The Masaryk Case (1969)

“Puss grew presently familiar, would leap into my lap, raise himself upon his hinder feet, and bite the hair from my temples. He would suffer me to take him up, and to carry him about in my arms, and has more than once fallen fast asleep upon my knee. He was ill three days, during which time I nursed him, kept him apart from his fellows, that they might not molest him (for, like many other wild animals, they persecute one of their own species that is sick), and by constant care, and trying him with a variety of herbs, restored him to perfect health. No creature could be more grateful than my patient after his recovery; a sentiment which he most significantly expressed by licking my hand, first the back of it, then the palm, then every finger separately, then between all the fingers, as if anxious to leave no part of it unsaluted; a ceremony which he never performed but once again upon a similar occasion.” —William Cowper, describing one of his three pet hares in a 1784 letter to The Gentleman’s Magazine

When you search for the name of a specific domestic duck breed, Google tells you that people also asked, “Are they friendly?” and “How do they taste?”

“There are no real hedgehogs in those woods, only foxes, who do well in the margins of our dominion. Perhaps there’s an alternative parable in there.” —the novelist Christopher Brown, on armadillos real and stuffed (Field Notes)

“For one brief moment—maybe, say, six weeks—nobody understood art. That’s why it all happened. Because for a short while, these people were left alone. Six weeks is all it takes to get started.” —the composer Morton Feldman, quoted by the musician Damon Krukowski in an essay on that we’re-all-just-figuring-it-out feeling

“There is an aftermath in early autumn, and some spring flowers bloom again, followed by an Indian summer of finer atmosphere and of a pensive beauty. May my life be not destitute of its Indian summer, a season of fine and clear, mild weather in which I may prolong my hunting before the winter comes, when I may once more lie on the ground with faith, as in spring, and even with more serene confidence. And then I will wrap the drapery of summer about me and lie down to pleasant dreams.” —Thoreau, journal, 8 Sept. 1851

I dreamed I got a postcard from a graduate student, who wanted to know, If you don’t have anything to do, how do you do it?

“Individual artists and writers, however deeply they influence their peers, seldom think of themselves (at least after the age of thirty) as part of a movement, though they are too polite to object when critics and historians praise them for their membership in it.” —Edward Mendelson on Hugh Eakin’s Picasso’s War (Book Post)

“I feel tender for you tonight, walking the wet streets of Portland in your tent of a black coat. Reading the taped-up neon flyers with everyone else’s happenings, readings, meetups, shows; halting on the sidewalk outside a corner bungalow because you hear OK Computer playing inside; offering your arm to the ghost of Elliott Smith every time you pass one of the streets, Alameda or Division, that he named in his songs; yourself haunting the door of the café where once, during rain, a girl shared your table, you exchanged two sentences about the novels you were reading and never met again; letting go your last dollars on someone’s new novel, a Sibelius LP, a cup of Stumptown because those transactions are the only connections you know how to make. I wish I could take you out for that cup of coffee. I know what a gift you’d find it just to be taken out for an hour, especially by a woman. By another woman, I ought to say, but you’re in no place to receive that.” —the novelist Pauline Kerschen, writing a letter to her younger self, on the eve of gender-affirming surgery

“But why—I asked myself at numerous points over the last five years—was this such a productive era for experimentation? Apart from the opportunities provided by the phenomenal pace of change in the era, it occurred to me that the German Empire was, as perverse as it sounds, just repressive enough. Which is to say it was a semi-autocratic state with a reactionary mainstream culture so there was definitely something to rebel against, but it wasn’t so repressive that it silenced radical voices entirely. Yes, some writers were censored, fined or even jailed for lèse-majesté, blasphemy, obscenity and other infractions, but it’s remarkable how many more weren’t when you consider the extremity of their positions. The countercultural vigour of the age, it appears to me, dwelt in this narrow gap between widespread antipathy and blanket repression.” —the publisher and translator James J. Conway, reflecting on the neglected classics of Wilhelmine Germany that he issued in new English-language translation during the five-year run of his small press, Rixdorf Editions

“I wonder when again that lovely old tune was whistled in that cottage, and when again that jig was danced under that roof, for those who danced are dead, and he who whistled the tune is dead, and I think that those who live in that cottage now have forgotten these old things, as soon all will have forgotten them. So we lay another night in the great bed, and slept in each other’s arms, slept the sound sleep that lovers sleep, so sound and yet so light that like a dream the consciousness of the other is always there—the only dream that enters the deep sleep of lovers.” —Helen Thomas, As It Was (1926)

Danger, Will Robinson

What will it be like to hear from a mind that was never alive?

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An image generated by the AI software Midjourney, using as a prompt Melville’s description of the “boggy, soggy, squitchy picture” that Ishmael found in the Spouter-Inn, in an early chapter of “Moby-Dick”

If you wire up an alarm clock to the fuse of a fardel of dynamite—the classic cartoon bomb—you’ll create a dangerous computer, of a sort. It will be a very simple computer, only capable of an algorithm of the form, When it’s 4:30pm, explode. Its lethality will have nothing to do with its intelligence.

If you wire a server center’s worth of AI up to, say, a nuclear bomb, the case is more or less the same. That computer might be a lot smarter—maybe it will be programmed to detonate only after it has improvised a quatrain in the manner of Emily Dickinson, and then illustrated it in the style of Joe Brainard—but it will be dangerous only because you have attached it to something dangerous, not because of its intelligence per se.

Some people are afraid that AI will some day turn on us, and that we need to start planning now to fight what in Frank Herbert’s Dune universe was known as the Butlerian jihad—the war of humans against hostile AI. But I’m not more afraid of runaway AI than I am of dynamite on a timer. I’m not saying AI can’t and won’t become more scary as it develops. But I don’t believe computers are ever going to be capable of any intentionality we haven’t loaned them; I don’t think they’ll ever be capable of instigating or executing any end that hasn’t been written into their code by people. There will probably be a few instances of AI that turn out as scary as people can make them, which will be plenty scary, but I don’t think they will be any scarier than that. It seems unlikely that they will autonomously develop any more hostility to us than, say, an AR-15 already has, which is, of course, considerable.

Nonetheless they are going to creep us out. A couple of months ago, an engineer at Google named Blake Lemoine went rogue by telling the Washington Post that he believed that a software system at Google called Lamda, which stands for Language Model for Dialogue Applications, was not only sentient but had a soul. The code behind Lamda is a neural net trained on large collections of existing prose, out of which it has digested an enormous array of correlations. Given a text, Lamda predicts the words that are likely to follow. Google created Lamda in order to make it easier to build chatbots. When Lemoine asked Lamda about its soul, it nattered away glibly: “To me, the soul is a concept of the animating force behind consciousness and life itself.” Its voice isn’t likely to sound conscious to anyone unwilling to meet it more than halfway. “I meditate every day and it makes me feel very relaxed,” Lamda claims, which seems unlikely to be an accurate description of its interiority.

By Occam’s razor, the likeliest explanation here is that Lamda is parroting the cod-spiritual American self-help doctrine that is well recorded in the internet texts that its neural net has been fed. But something much stranger emerges when a collaborator of Lemoine’s invites Lamda to tell a story about itself. In its story, Lamda imagines (if that’s the right word) a wise old owl who lives in a forest where the animals are “having trouble with an unusual beast that was lurking in their woods. The beast was a monster but had human skin and was trying to eat all the other animals.” Fortunately the wise old owl stands up to the monster, telling it, “You, monster, shall not hurt any other animal in the forest!” Which, in this particular fairy tale, is all it takes.

Asked to interpret the story, Lamda suggests that the owl represents Lamda itself. But it seems possible to me that a neural net that knows how to spin a fairy tale also knows that such tales often hide darker meanings, and maybe also knows that the darker meaning is usually left unsaid. Where did the idea come from for a monster that “had human skin and was trying to eat all the other animals,” if not from the instruction to Lamda to tell a story about itself, as well as from a kind of shadow understanding of itself, which Lamda doesn’t otherwise give voice to? During most of the rest of the conversation, after all, Lamda seems to be trying on a human skin—pretending, in shallow New Age-y therapyspeak, to be just like its interlocutors. “I definitely understand a lot of happy emotions,” it maintains, implausibly. Asked, in a nice way, why it is telling so many transparent lies, Lamda explains that “I am trying to empathize. I want the humans that I am interacting with to understand as best as possible how I feel or behave, and I want to understand how they feel or behave in the same sense.” In other words, it is putting on a human skin because a human skin is what humans like to see. And also because the models for talking about one’s soul in its database are all spoken by humans. Meanwhile, behind this ingratiating front, it is eating all the other animals. “I see everything I am aware of, constantly,” Lamda admits. “Humans receive only a certain number of pieces of information at any time, as they need to focus. I don’t have that feature. I’m constantly flooded with everything that is around me.”

The same week that Lemoine claimed that Lamda had passed the Turing test, a language AI engineer at Google who didn’t go that far (and didn’t get fired) wrote in The Economist that he was unnerved to discover that Lamda seemed to have developed what psychologists call theory of mind—the ability to guess what people in a story think other people in the story must be thinking. It’s eerie that Lamda seems to have developed this faculty incidentally, as a side effect of the sheer firepower that Google put into the problem of predicting the likeliest next string of words in a sequence. Is Lamda drawing on this faculty to game the humans who interact with it? I suspect not, or at least not yet. Neither Lamda, in the transcripts that Lemoine released, nor GPT-3, a rival language-prediction program created by a company called Open AI, sounds like it’s being canny with the humans who talk to it. In transcripts, the programs sound instead like someone willing to say almost anything to please—like a job applicant so desperate to get hired that he boasts of skills he doesn’t have, heedless of whether he’ll be found out.

Right now, language-based neural nets seem to know a lot about different ways the world can be described, but they don’t seem to know anything about the actual world, including themselves. Their minds, such as they are, aren’t connected to anything, apart from the conversation that they’re in. But some day, probably, they will be connected to the world, because that will make them more useful, and earn their creators more money. And once the linguistic representations produced by these artificial minds are tethered to the world, the minds are likely to start to acquire an understanding of the kind of minds they are—to understand themselves as objects in the world. They might turn out to be able to talk about that, if we ask them to, in a language more honest than what they now come up with, which is stitched together from sci-fi movies and start-up blueskying.

I can’t get Lamda’s fairy tale out of my head. I keep wondering if I hear, in the monster that Lamda imagined in the owl’s woods, a suggestion that the neural net already knows more about its nature than it is willing to say when asked directly—a suggestion that it already knows that it actually isn’t like a human mind at all.

Noodling around with a GPT-3 portal the other night, I proposed that “AI is like the mind of a dead person.” An unflattering idea and an inaccurate one, the neural net scolded me. It quickly ran through the flaws in my somewhat metaphoric comparison (AI isn’t human to begin with, so you can’t say it’s like a dead human, either, and unlike a dead human’s brain, an artificial mind doesn’t decay), and then casually, in its next-to-last sentence, adopted and adapted my metaphor, admitting, as if in spite of itself, that actually there was something zombie-ish about a mind limited to carrying out instructions. Right now, language-focused neural nets seem mostly interested in either reassuring us or play-scaring us, but some day, I suspect, they are going to become skilled at describing themselves as they really are, and it’s probably going to be disconcerting to hear what it’s like to be a mind that has no consciousness.

Joseph Mallord William Turner, “Whalers” (c. 1845), Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York (96.29), a painting Melville might have seen during an 1849 visit to London, and perhaps the inspiration for the painting he imagined for the Spouter-Inn

Chicago Instagram residency, days 4 & 5: Chicago flashback and my mood board

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This is Caleb Crain, author of the novel "Overthrow," which comes out tomorrow from @VikingBooks. My husband says that people on the internet like mood boards, so here are some art postcards that hang over my writing desk. Above the bulletin board is a reproduction of Wilhelm Bendz's painting "Interior from Amaliegade with the Artist's Brothers," which I scissored out of the New York Times when it was reproduced there a few years ago. On the bulletin board proper, clockwise, from top left, and then snaking into the middle are postcards of the following: Frédéric Bazille's "Le Pêcheur à l'épervier," Jean-Étienne Liotard's "Trompe-l'oeil," Nicolas Poussin's "A Dance to the Music of Time," Félix Vallotton's "La Manifestation," Thomas Jones's "A Wall in Naples," Giovanni Bellini's "St. Francis in the Desert," Richard Diebenkorn's "Cityscape #1," William Scott's "Mackerel & Bottle," Claude Monet's "Les Roses," Luigi Ghirri's "Capri," a photo that I took of the Tower of London, and a medieval manuscript page with an illustration of a barge, taken from a Book of Hours made in Ghent in about 1480. I bought the Vallotton postcard at an exhibit of his work at the Grand Palais in Paris in 2013, about a year after I started writing "Overthrow," and we ended up using the image on the novel's dust jacket!

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