Between the lines

To add to the list of odd items found in books, as chronicled so far by Alex Ross and Our Girl in Chicago, my best find was at the 42nd Street branch of the New York Public Library. In the pages of a 19th-century belletrist, I found a bookmark dating from World War II with detailed instructions on how to save lard. Once you had a nice potfull, you were supposed to turn it in at a local collection center. (Obedient dupe of the system that I am, I returned it with the book to the shelves, an act of improvident good-citizenship I regretted almost immediately. I’ve requested the title again several times since, but the library has so many copies that they’ve never sent back the same one.)

My next best find was at an estate sale held in a Catholic church in Philadelphia in the mid-1990s. Somewhat incongruously, the deceased had been a collector of early 20th-century books on sexuality. I skipped the ones in German, which was most of them, but I snatched up the 1922 edition of Huysmans’s Against the Grain. On the inside front cover, the owner had written, very neatly, “First edition in English. Translation completed.” He had pasted in his own translations, typed onto onionskin paper, of passages that the American publisher had found too naughty to include.

Dog intel

New York Tribune, 31 January 1849 p1

I used to think I had figured out the dog brain: Dogs have an associative memory but not a historical one. For example, if dogs hear the jingle of the leash, they know to expect a walk. They recognize people after years of absence, because they are reminded at once of the fondness (or anxiety) they once felt with them. But although they’re very good at these associations and remember them a long time, they can’t put them in any chronological order. Few dogs like to be on a leash, but if you praise a dog lavishly every time you put the leash on, they submit happily, because no matter how many times it happens, they never really figure out that the state “being on a leash” always follows the event “putting on a leash.”

My killer example for this was my dog’s response one day to a neighbor she loved more than anyone else in the world (and who is still, I suspect, my dog’s favorite person, even though the neighbor has lived on the other coast for the last few years). Returning from a walk, my dog and I saw the neighbor leaving our building. My dog greeted her with enthusiasm and then looked longingly at her over her shoulder as she walked away. Moments later, inside the building, we passed my neighbor’s apartment on the second floor, and my dog hurled herself against the door, hoping to find her friend inside. She had recognized my neighbor; she had just said good-bye to her with impressive wistfulness; and she expected her to be waiting inside the apartment we had just seen her leave.

Excellent associative memory, no historical memory. But there’s a problem with my model. Whenever we take a trip, the infallible sign by which my dog recognizes that a car is in her future is my red dop kit. Its unzipping sends her into frantic and somewhat maddening barks of joy. If my theory were correct, the unzipping of this dop kit would arouse her when I unpack after a trip just as much as it does when I pack before one. But it doesn’t. After a trip, she listens equably, as if she remembers quite clearly that we’ve just come home. Even if half an hour has elapsed between our return home and the unzipping, she isn’t fazed. Is this evidence of a historical memory? Has she remembered a sequence? Or is my original theory correct, and she’s picking up a signal, ineffable to me but obvious to her, that overrides the signal of the unzipped dop kit? Such a signal would indicate “This is the unpacking pattern; no rides in the car are associated with it.” I haven’t been able to isolate the signal, however, and I have a strong incentive to; packing would be quieter if I knew how to trigger it.

The illustration above is from yet another advertisement for a Newfoundland in 19th-century newspaper, the Tribune of 31 January 1849. It’s not meant to look like a Newfoundland; it’s just the standard icon for dogs in classified ads. The ad reads “CALIFORNIA.—A large Newfoundland DOG for sale cheap. Inquire at the Bird store, 5 John-st.” In other words, someone was off to prospect for gold and had decided not to bring his dog.

I saw the worst appetites of my generation

I feel tempted to say something rude, or gauche, or at any rate frowned upon in sophisticated media circles. On the heels of having, through inattentive planning, dined at an Applebee’s, I feel like howling in despair over American culture. I know it’s green of me to be shocked by an Applebee’s, but I’d never eaten in one before, and I wasn’t prepared for an environment so thoroughly corrupt. There; I’ve begun to sound the wrong note, to write in the disallowed tone.

Maybe I had been put off my feed by reading in the morning paper that six months after the discovery of an American mad cow, the government had only just got around to requesting that cow brains and cow spinal matter be left out of lip gloss and moisturizers. Or maybe it was the unfortunate coincidence last week of the National Archives and Records Administration’s vow to preserve all U.S. military service records in perpetuity and the Pentagon’s admission that the microfilm of Bush’s National Guard paystubs had been destroyed (the paper originals, which would not have been so fragile, were no doubt trashed decades ago). Or maybe it was the report from the National Endowment for the Arts on Thursday, according to which the decline in literary reading by Americans has accelerated so precipitously that in the year ending in 2002, roughly the same percentage of American adults attempted to read a novel, short story, poem, or play as were incapable, because of illiteracy, of doing so even if they had wanted to. About 45%. (Note that if 45% tried and 45% couldn’t have tried, then there’s not a lot of statistical room for change of this trend through mere will power. Campaigns of exhortation won’t do much. The culture has shifted, and reading for pleasure is now a minority taste, which will continue to retreat.)

So Applebee’s. Blaring televisions were broadcasting the World Series of Poker, sponsored in part by Levitra. That is, an erectile dysfunction drug, which recent history suggests will be used for the most part recreationally, was paying for the glamorization of gambling, an addictive behavior which functions in our country, thanks to the pusillanimity and venality of thousands of state-level politicians, as a regressive tax, and these messages, accompanied by Top 40 radio, were rendering intimate conversation all but impossible. If you weren’t on speaking terms with your family, this was a wonderful place to eat. Our table display included an ad for bottled water, for sale at $1.49, in which was mounted a sample bottle, in case anyone was having trouble with the concept. Good luck to the vegetarian—or to anyone who doesn’t like to eat animals pumped full of antibiotics, snipped of their beaks, and raised in boxes—in search of a salad without slices of fried chicken in it.

It was a wretched environment, and I felt sour. And I felt sour about feeling sour. I needn’t have eaten there, of course, in the larger scheme of things. (In a small town, however, there aren’t many alternatives to these big-box restaurants these days.) It’s nonetheless dismaying to experience an environment engineered down to the last detail to take advantage of weakness—of the human wish to take a pill rather than change a life, whether the pill be for what the eighteenth century called a cockstand or for diseases like diabetes and high cholesterol that have proliferated because of overweight, which is worsened by consuming the food and drink served in such places. Some have warned that because of obesity the young today may be the first generation in American history to die off before their parents. And now the NEA report suggests that they will read fewer books than their parents in each of the years they do manage to complete.

I expect there will be a lot of worldly acceptance in the next few weeks of the new statistics about literacy, if much attention is paid to them at all, and rants like this one are not very worldly. I know that the link between visual-media supremacy and the structure of restaurants like Applebee’s is tenuous, but there is a link: distraction displaces attention. I don’t mean to sound like a supercilious shit: I know that not everyone eating in Applebee’s is as sloppy as the designers of it hope. But individual will power and self-discipline only go so far; no one really wants to be left outside of group life. In such an environment, eventually you’ll forget that it’s hazardous to the common weal for people to think they can opt out of worrying about the quality of the water. Eventually you’ll drink the high-fructose corn syrup, and the “metabolic shunting” of your insulin system will not be the only shunting you will suffer.

M. vs. W.

Like every other liberal in America, I am trying to figure out what I think of Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11. I went to see it last night after having read Christopher Hitchens’s long denunciation in Slate, and so my expectations were low. So low, in fact, that it exceeded them, and I found myself saddled with a wish to sort out why and how.

There is a lot of outrage and bluster in Hitchens, who thinks the movie is worse than “a piece of crap.” But after you cut away Hitchens’s vitriol and scenery-chewing, there remain in his piece several important challenges to Moore on matters of fact. One of the most damaging, I think, concerns the members of the Bin Laden family who were granted permission to fly out of the United States on 13 September 2001, when commercial airlines were still grounded. Moore insinuates that the permission came from the White House as a reward for years of subsidies and favors that the Bin Laden family had granted to the Bush family and its friends. But Hitchens notes that on 25 May 2004 Richard Clarke contradicted earlier testimony to the 9/11 commission and asserted, “I take responsibility for it. I don’t think it was a mistake, and I’d do it again.”

Since Clarke is currently a hero of the anti-Bush left for calling the Bush administration neglectful of the Al Qaeda threat before 9/11, his assertion effectively kiboshes use of the anecdote as partisan ammunition in the style that Moore is attempting. But whether the decision was Clarke’s or George W. Bush’s, it still seems odd to me. And here, I think, is why I liked Moore’s movie more than I expected to: Even when he bungles the details of his reporting, he exposes in visual, accessible form aspects of the story that may seem to be business-as-usual to old foreign-policy hands but will be upsetting to mainstream America.

Clarke’s defense seems to be that the FBI vetted the Bin Laden family members, and therefore, he believes, “It’s very funny that people on the Hill are now trying to second-guess the FBI investigation.” To anyone outside the intelligence community and inside-Washington circles where the pull of the Saudis is evidently common knowledge and it is gauche to wonder at it, this won’t quite fly. Two days after the terrorist attack, the intelligence community had enough time on its hands to give a special pass to Bin Laden’s relatives? The issue isn’t whether they should have been kept in the country indefinitely against their will, but why they had enough clout to fly in airplanes when ordinary American citizens could not.

Hitchens writes that “Either the Saudis run U.S. policy (through family ties or overwhelming economic interest), or they do not.” But is the middle rigorously excluded? Isn’t it possible that the U.S. might have demanded more cooperation in the investigation of Bin Laden’s support system in Saudi Arabia and yet omitted to, because it would have inconvenienced too many friendships at high levels?

Hitchens lands another blow when he points out that Saudi Arabia opposed the changes of regime in Afghanistan and Iraq and that Bush has thus acted against their will in both wars. Moore’s simple-minded conspiracy falls to the ground. But here too, even though Moore gets the story wrong, he puts on the screen a miasma that will disturb many. No, Bush probably didn’t go to war against Iraq in order to please the Saudis, or to distract people from his family’s involvement with them. But can anyone really believe that it wouldn’t be corrupting for two generations of an American family to trade political influence and connections in Washington for investments from an oil-rich family in highly undemocratic Saudi Arabia? Wouldn’t such a history have inculcated such habits as disregarding the welfare of the mere citizens of Arab nations, putting family loyalty ahead of political principles, and cynically trading political favors for financial ones? The scene in Moore’s movie of a younger George W. Bush boasting that he plans to make a tidy profit out of his access to his presidential father’s network is old news, but it’s still morally wretched. Moore suggests that the younger Bush’s first business enterprise, such as it was, was funded by Saudi money. If so, then for his entire adult life the president has thought of the Arab crescent as a place where there is money to be made, if you know the right people and don’t ask the wrong questions.

Finally, I agree with Hitchens that Moore paints an absurdly rosy picture of pre-invasion Iraq (smiling children on playgrounds) and irresponsibly implies that, as Hitchens puts it, “Saddam Hussein was no problem.” Hitchens points out that “the 30-year record of Baathist war crimes and repression and aggression is not mentioned once.” True. But I couldn’t really share Hitchens’s indignation over the omission. Will there really be anyone in the audience unaware of the other side of this question? I, for one, was persuaded by it in early 2003, so much so that I came to believe that our preemptive war was justified. I read in full Colin Powell’s testimony before the United Nations about the evidence of Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction, and I decided that if you couldn’t believe Colin Powell, who could you believe? It felt, at the time, almost treasonous to imagine that Saddam was a problem that could wait, and it feels therefore something like a catharsis to hear Moore’s “certainty” that it could have. It turns out, of course, that almost nothing Powell said that day to the United Nations was true—that he allowed himself to be played by the Rumsfeld-Cheney-Wolfowitz team in exchange for some notional continued influence in American foreign policy.

Moore’s “certainty” isn’t history. A history would have to capture the awful doubt that everyone seemed to be in at the time, including the sense that in order to think straight, you had to disentangle yourself first from a reflexive liberal mistrust of power and then from a conservative psychological blackmail, whose essence was, Do you want to be strong or weak? Do you want to live in a world you believe in, or one where you never trust anyone in power? Saddam was a political evil, and if he could be removed quickly and efficiently, why shouldn’t we? There was no a priori reason not to. There were only as-yet-unrealized a posteriori reasons. The objections were varieties of prudence, which always feels like a low kind of reasoning to intellectuals. They were mostly matters of information hygiene—what Clausewitz would have called the fog of war. How sure were we that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction and was linked to Al Qaeda? Because if we weren’t sure, and we waged a preemptive war, then the moral calculus would shift dramatically if, say, it didn’t turn out to be as bloodless and easy a campaign as predicted. We would have squandered about a century of good will. We wouldn’t be able to say that we’d had no choice, that it was an honest mistake. In Afghanistan, perhaps, we had no choice. But in Iraq we had one.

From the rest of Hitchens’s objections I demur. Moore does not contradict himself when he portrays the homeland defense policies as both alarmist and ineffective. There was a well-reported article in The New Republic by Michael Crowley making the same case in March. Nor is it inconsistent of Moore to point out that there is socioeconomic inequity in recruiting our soldiers mostly from the working class and to argue that “not enough troops were sent to garrison Afghanistan and Iraq.” Moore is simply echoing the (now apparently discarded) Powell doctrine: to undertake a military campaign half-heartedly or with inadequate force is to put American soldiers at risk unnecessarily, and society owes them more consideration. It is clearly untrue that Moore believes “parents can ‘send’ their children” into the military, as Hitchens claims. If Moore thought so, why would he spend so much screentime interviewing high school-age teenagers in Flint about their assessment of the pros and cons of a military career? And I don’t think it was “stupid” of Moore to ask members of Congress whether they would urge their children to enlist. A friend of mine was serving in Iraq last year, and my knowledge of that changed the way I thought about the war. It made it difficult to talk about the war with liberal friends with whom I usually agree about everything, and I think it has made my disillusionment now more severe. Remember the article in the New York Times reporting that a son of Doris Kearns Goodwin had enlisted? The hook seemed to be, Look! Someone from a nice bourgeois family is at risk! The shame is that it was rare to find such cases, and the war would have been debated very differently if it hadn’t been. Of Bush’s segue on the golf course from a discussion of terrorism to quipping “Now watch this drive,” Hitchens writes, “Well, that’s what you get if you catch the president on a golf course.” I can’t agree. I think it reveals an attitude never before seen in a president, a humor that depends on a strange erasure of the consequence of the world. And it’s harder than Hitchens admits to get one’s mind around the footage of Bush in an elementary school in Florida on the morning of September 11, idly following along in a children’s reading lesson after he has been told that the World Trade Center has been struck. I think everyone else in the country, and probably world, dropped whatever they were doing the moment they heard the news, in a natural human wish to know more. Bush was able to suppress that response. But of all people on the planet, he was probably the one in whom that curiosity would have been most appropriate. It suggests that he has a fearsome level of self-discipline. I don’t think we are watching mere haplessness in that scene. But it is discipline in the service of a worldview that I do not understand.

Not guilty

I’m finally getting around to reading Timothy J. Gilfoyle’s City of Eros: New York City, Prostitution, and the Commercialization of Sex, 1790-1920, which I should have read ages ago. So far, the census of brothels is impressively synoptic, and the writing is lively. It opens, unfortunately, with a misunderstanding.

Gilfoyle writes that in 1857 William Berrian, a preacher in Trinity Church, confessed to his congregation that “during a ministry of more than fifty years I have not been in a house of ill-fame more than ten times!” (18). These do seem to be the words that Reverend Berrian spoke, as reported by the diarist George Templeton Strong. Gilfoyle thinks that Berrian was admitting to fornication. “So commonplace and central was prostitution to metropolitan life that even the philanderings of a prominent minister hardly shocked New York,” he writes.

I’m afraid Gilfoyle has made the classic anthropologist’s mistake: he hasn’t realized the natives were joking. As Gilfoyle himself observes, the diarist Strong wasn’t ruffled by the confession, and that should have been his first clue, because Strong was not a libertine. Furthermore, Strong writes that Berrian’s sermon was “without anything to offend propriety, real or conventional” (2:318). If it wasn’t an offense against even conventional propriety, let alone real propriety, for clergymen to hire prostitutes, then why had there been such uproar in the 1840s over Bishop Onderdonk, who was merely alleged to have fondled a few married women?

I suspect Berrian was playing rhetorically on the legal convention according to which proof of a brothel visit constituted proof of adultery in a divorce trial. By the suspicious codes of the secular world, his visits might have seemed sinful. But he meant just what he said: he had visited brothels fewer than ten times.

And from a rigorously Christian point of view, he should have visited them much more often. The rest of Strong’s diary entry makes this clear. “One would think the haunts of fallen women . . . exactly the place for a clergyman to work,” Strong reported. “But I suppose fear of misconstruction, honest self-distrust sometimes, a thousand conventionalities and respectabilities always, keep the door close tight.” Jesus welcomed tax collectors and harlots into the kingdom of heaven, after all. Berrian meant to urge charity in spite of suspicion. His “confession” was just a mock-outrageous hook, designed to focus his congregants’ attention, and Gilfoyle fell into exactly the misconstruction that the minister was sending up.